
hey Ladies! New Funktional has arrived and it’s incredible! Here’s a compilation of some of our favorites! Silk stretch leggings for only $72. Paper thin textured leather jackets for $400. Yes, $400! This collection is all about textures, luxurious fabrics, and cool-casual separates that are easy to throw in your daily mix.
*from Left to Right:
Drape Vest: $112, Black leather jkt: $400, Blue Leggings: $72,
Grey Leather jkt: $400, Fold Front Shirt: $104, Cut Out Shirt: $160.

Stay out of the rain! Only 4 days to save.
60-80% off United Bamboo, Nom De Guerre, Gitman, Odyn Vovk, Wings + Horns, Endovanera, Quail, Kaylee Tankus, Ann-Sofie Back, Funktional, IRO, Nuj Novakhett, April 77 and more…
Don’t miss it people. www.shopacrimony.com



Back in stock- Vale leather bracelets. From the talented twins, Eva and Ava Bai. Fresh from New York, these bracelets are a mix of dainty and rock n’ roll. Now serving more colors and more quantities. Wear two at a time or fashion yourself a studded skinny belt. Choose from navy/gold studs, brown/gold studs, black/silver studs or white/gold studs. Only $85! Get yours HERE. Because your wrists want to be dressed up, too.

I’m a firm believer that gifts of love should be given everyday. But thanks to Hallmark, February 14th was deemed as the only required day. Hmph. I think this year you should buy something for yourself. And when I say “for yourself” I mean, something that you AND someone else will enjoy. So this applies to both boys and girls when it comes to sex. Don’t buy sex, buy something that screams sex. Sexy. Sexy, sexy, sexy. Because sexy on the outside isn’t much if you aren’t sexy underneath.






The Lake and Stars. New to Acrimony for Valentine’s Day. Come in to check it out, or call to get yours (and I mean GET YOURS). 415.861.1025.
I’m still trying to fully wrap my head around the world of men’s jewelry. We get so many guys asking for jewelry, but most of them don’t actually own any. They’re looking for the “right” piece, and it’s hard to find the right piece if you don’t like skulls or crossbones. The Japanese are pretty obsessed with 925 silver, chains, bracelets, vintage charms and even skulls. Here are some scans from the latest Japanese magz:

Julius x Garni painted chains & rings. (18,900 yen) These are super duper rad.

Hysteric Glamour sterling silver headphone chain.

Vantique Jewelry, from cool vintag-y finds.

Eagle necklace with green globe. I’ll have one of these for me.
With all the holiday madness, we didn’t have time to properly celebrate the passing of 2009. Not to mention, the restaurant I wanted to go to had a 4 week waiting list. But we finally gathered the family and enjoyed a BIG German feast @ Suppenküche. Bratwurst, Schnitzel, Spaetzle, Dark Hefenweiser, yeast-free beer and good ol’ fashioned German fun. See for yourself.













It’s winter and it’s cold. Thank goodness Gitman Brothers is here to keep you cozy. We’ve got 2 new styles in, this ain’t your grampa’s flannel.




Gitman Brothers Tan Flannel, $163. Gitman Brothers Pink Flannel, $150.
Call to order yours NOW. 415.861.1025
The lens of our new Canon G11 camera is bonkers. Everything is so clear and defined. Can’t wait to take more photos! Here is what a day in our lives looks like. Enjoy.







Shop our winter sale…save 50-70% almost every lil scrumptious thing we have left.
My resolution is to not have any more new year’s resolutions. Personal enrichment should be a daily chore, not something done once per year. One of the more prominent “personal enrichments” I’m currently working on is something I share for both myself and for Acrimony. The ever so powerful world of marketing tactics has confused many a consumer into making terrible purchases. Whether they be in poor taste, poor judgement, or just plain stupid, consumers have been seduced into buying things based on brand names and not based on quality or design. So in my continuing efforts to conserve my resources for only the most intrinsically amazing purchases, I’ve found myself more dutiful in quality and design diligence. I bid farewell to shopping remorse with the last decade (along with honey baked ham). This increased diligence will hopefully reflect in the merchandise you see here in the shop as well. In kind, although I’m a huge Rodarte fan, you won’t see this sweater pop up anywhere within 20 feet of myself or the shop. How. Why. Why. WHY?
Happy TWENTYTEN, people!
Acrimony now carries Harputs Own

Harput’s Own angora “Spies Dress” $640.00
This dress is undoubtedly the softest and coziest dress- all while maintaining a sexy silhouette. Not your average dress. The neck hole is actually purposely placed way off center… So cool! Wear it short or wear it long. Twist it around your body or let it fall the way it wants. Possibilities are endless! Call Acrimony at 415.861.1025

Harputs Own “Square Vest” $380
Where to begin… this vest is like owning 5 pieces in one. Wear it as shown above, with a belt, with out a belt, upside down, reverse side, or backwards. Come in for an instructional course if you’re baffled and prepare to have your mind blown! Vest is worn with Harputs Own “Cross Dress”, and as with all pieces from this line, it can be worn a myriad of ways! Call Acrimony at 415.861.1025
I can’t tell you how happy I am that Christmas is over. The pressure, the crowds, the over eating, the fake smiles. All the blog posts about SALES and GIFT GUIDES and other entries that you’re probably sick of seeing. Whoa. It’s overwhelming. I just want to get on with the year and start a new decade. A better one. A more prosperous one.
BUT, before it’s over, let’s indulge in the gifts that I really enjoyed. These are gifts given, received or just purchased for myself. Take notes people, these are good:
Cire Trudon Candle. Dada scent. This is what French Royalty used to burn back in the 1600’s. I broke it down to about $1.50 per hour of burning, so I’m choosing my burn time carefully. The packaging is amazing, and the candle smells provocative and sensual. What a lovely gift…
Erica Weiner Vertebrae Necklace in brass. Delicate yet edgy. What’s that around your neck? Snake backbone!!
McKenna jewelry armoire. The biggest, baddest jewelry box out there. If you know me, even a little, you know I own a lot of jewels. This should help keep me organized and blinged out at all times.

Cool Restaurants, Top of the World, TeNeues. I love to eat and I love to travel. Hopefully one day I will conquer this book.

Creole Cookbook, more Caribbean Creole than Cajun Creole, but still amazing. And it has pictures for every recipe so you know whether or not it should look “burnt.”
ACNE Atacoma wedges in grey suede, the new color for Spring 2010. 120mm wedge which gives me a nice 5 inches of height. The platform is made of light-weight rubber, making these great for prancing around. “Prancing” is what I’ve been doing.

Yeojin Bae wool geometric coat. Buckles and belts everywhere…stare at me long enough and get a headache! This is my new favorite jacket, for the moment!

La Mer, Creme de la Mer. For a man or woman, share! This stuff will make your skin scream YOUTH. Save that chicken neck for someone that gobbles. You can’t be wearing turtle necks in the summer!
Mario Portolano leather gloves. Keep the hands toasty in cashmere lined leather gloves. Even if he thinks he doesn’t need gloves, he does!

Louis Vuitton Epi leather wallet. A man’s wallet tells a lot about him. If he doesn’t have one, he’s probably broke. That’s OK! Buy him one.
Common Projects, Dirty Training Boot. Every man needs a high top sneaker. If you can’t pull off a combat boot, give the sneaker alternative.
Muji Recycled Yarn elephant. An eco-friendly gift that’s both cute and huggable. Get into it people, Santa went green this year.




We can’t get enough of these rings by Made Her Think, so we decided to throw them all on at once and have a ring party.
Available HERE.