//Acrimony

Afterall, getting a tan through your 19oz denim has not proven successful. What you need is to throw on some Hyden Yoo Derby shorts. They’re slim but not tight, short but not too short. You can cuff them to ride over the knee, or leave them long to hide your nubs. Try the red or the khaki, or perhaps both since they’re on sale for $60. Ch-ching!

Dad may love his ancient sweat pants — the ones he wears around the house and even outside every now and then — but mom and the kids are probably mortified whenever he struts his stuff in them. No worries, we’ll help wean your father off of his bad habits with Hyden Yoo’s Bristol shorts. With a smartly casual cut to them, they’ll be the most stylish sweats he’ll ever lay his eyes on, but they’re made out of super soft cotton terry, so dad won’t be able to complain that they aren’t as comfortable as his old sweats. And if you need to convince your father to with his beloved old pants, might we suggest recycling them into some threads for Fido or even a small little gift for mom.

Hello Hyden. You look lovely today. My hair gets shorter and yours gets longer.

J: So where’s your lookbook?

H: It’s right here.

J: Oh wow, it’s way longer than last season’s 6 pages. And it’s hardcover bound!

H: Yea, cuz everyone was complaining. But I didn’t bring any copies to give out at the show.

J: WHY?

H: Cuz I didn’t want to carry them from my hotel room.

J: ?

The collection is super classic, sort of preppy, definitely filled with some solid separates. If you don’t belong to a country club, you may want to throw in some less traditional pieces. But all in all, well done, and at amazing prices. Get your basics for under $100.

My snips of the highlights…