//Acrimony

Camping in July is on my mind. When you’re sleeping in a tent for 2 days, with no amenities and nothing to do but bask in mother nature’s glory, somehow it doesn’t seem like you need much. But I look at camping more like an opportunity to buy new things (along with basking in mother nature’s glory). It would be nice to get around in one of these:

But instead I think I’ll just stick to these Pendleton/Nike collab hiking boots:

Then I got to thinking about backpacks. I need something with compartments, sturdy straps, something that looks good. I’m really into TOPO Designs right now, since it probably won’t be *me wearing the backpack. 

And for when I’m not hiking, I think I’ll lounge around in my Coca-Cola lounge chair (full on with a side table).

And wearing this bikini, getting weird tan lines. Can’t wait for summer camp!

Mara Hoffman Bikini $275

Afterall, getting a tan through your 19oz denim has not proven successful. What you need is to throw on some Hyden Yoo Derby shorts. They’re slim but not tight, short but not too short. You can cuff them to ride over the knee, or leave them long to hide your nubs. Try the red or the khaki, or perhaps both since they’re on sale for $60. Ch-ching!

If today is any indication of how the summer is going to be, you Acrimony shoppers are going to be in big trouble. Sunshine and hot weather make us laaaaazzzzzy and force us to drink pear cider on the job. We’ve turned the lights down to keep you cool, but the cider seems to be keeping it pretty freakin warm in here.